Jacqueline Miller is suburban superhero Sheridan She-Cager: Kenny Be’s HipTip

Sheridan She-Cager Real name: Jacqueline Miller; Occupation: Violence vendor; Suburb of operations: Sheridan; Hair: Fluffed; Eyes: On the prize Suburban superhero skills: Sheridan She-Cager is a proud mother who possesses the superhuman ability to control masculine energy, which she utilizes to make money by exploiting police brutality with cold beer…

Tim Tebow upstages Colt McCoy in Colt’s own wedding song

At former Texas hurler Colt McCoy’s weekend wedding, ex-Longhorns teammate Jordan Shipley, joined by Aaron Watson, serenade the groom with a personalized tune that pleases the crowd — but attendees really go crazy after this couplet: “Gettin’ sick and tired of folks gettin’ fired up/Rubbin’ shoulders with Tim Tebow.” Behold…

Carmelo Anthony sign-and-trade to the L.A. Lakers? Please, God, no…

With the drama about where LeBron James would land finally resolved, NBA observers are speculating about possible destinations for Carmelo Anthony. Thanks to a wedding toast this past weekend, most prognosticators think that if Carmelo leaves Denver, he’ll form a Melo-Chris Paul-Amare Stoudemire triumvirate in New York. But one columnist…

Tim Tebow and Broncos: tickets on sale today and tomorrow

Attention Broncos fans: Who wants to be the first to see Tim Tebow holding a clipboard? Don’t all talk at once. But just in case, anyone on the Denver Broncos Season Ticket Waiting List (population: 6) can buy a limited number of single game tickets starting at 10 a.m. today…