Joan Cougar Menstrualcramp!: Top ten roller derby nicknames in the U.S.A.

One reason roller derby can seem campy is the nicknames the skaters give themselves, which are sometimes witty and sometimes cute and sometimes downright pee-your-pants intimidating. Though some ultra-competitive skaters have abandoned their silly derby names and eyebrow-raising uniforms when they compete for national rankings, a concept explored in this…

Shmuck of the Week: Cancer

You might recall that last week we called out cancer-fakers for this award, inspired by the guilty plea of the very abhorrent Tausha Marsh. But most people who ask and get our support have cancer that’s very real, as we were reminded this week when we learned that Nuggets coach…

Badass roller derby action, Denver-style

Want to see some of the bone-breaking roller derby action described in this week’s feature, “Denver’s Roller Derby Rivalry Could Start The Sport Rolling Across The Country”? Today’s your lucky day. (Thanks be to YouTube. Amen.) The above clip shows of one of the more controversial moments of the past…

Woody Paige’s pitch for a Marcus Camby trade a leeetle too late

Daily newspapers’ continued fight for survival isn’t made easier by regular examples of how the old paper-on-the-driveway delivery method has become hopelessly antiquated. Case in point: One of the main pieces in today’s Denver Post sports section is Woody Paige’s column advising the Nuggets to trade for one of their…

Dan Hawkins’s in-state recruiting success hits the skids

Last month, a spokesman for the CU Buffs maintained that the well-documented turmoil swirling around the return of embattled Coach Dan Hawkins hadn’t really hurt recruiting. But with national signing day coming up on Wednesday, at least one indication of trouble has already surfaced: According to the Boulder Daily Camera,…

Brandon Marshall loves Denver or he hates it — one or the other

At yesterday’s Pro Bowl, Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall declared, “I love the city of Denver. I started there and would love to finish there.” That’s a far cry from what Marshall said after an October 2007 drunk-driving arrest. Back then, he proclaimed, “I hate Denver. I hope I get traded…

Chauncey Billups left off the All-Star team? What the hell?

It was no surprise when Nuggets guard Chauncey Billups didn’t land on the NBA All-Star team based on fans’ votes. What he brings to the table doesn’t always lend itself to ESPN top-ten lists. But for the coaches not to make him a reserve is absolutely astonishing — a travesty…

Denver Blogs: How to solve a problem like J.R. Smith?

Hey, bub. Wanna pick up some Denver blogs, cheap? Jeremy at Roundball Mining Company notes that J.R. Smith (who managed to dodge a threatened suspension) played hard and relatively smart when he first entered the Nuggets’ game against the Bobcats last night — but then missed seven three-pointers in a…