Bottoms Up

Jen hasn’t found anything she doesn’t want to kiss.

Last week, we introduced the Real World Drinking Game, designed to answer this burning question: Which roommate is the worst for your liver?

The score thus far, after the first episode of The Real World: Denver:

Davis: 0 sips/chugs

Stephen: 0 sips/chugs

Tyrie: 0 sips/chugs

Brooke: 3 sips and 1 chug (three sips for kissing a roommate of the same sex — Jen — in the hot tub; ** one chug for the hot-tub makeout session ** this is part of the revised drinking game)

Colie: 10 sips (two for kissing Alex; five for kissing Alex {2} and Jen {3} at the same time; three for kissing Alex and Jen in the same night)

Alex: 11 sips, 1 chug (two for kissing Colie; two for kissing Jen; four for kissing Jen and Colie at the same time; three for kissing both Jen and Colie in the same night; one chug for sleeping with Jen ** part of the revised drinking game)

Jen: 16 sips, 2 chugs (two for kissing Alex; five for kissing Jen and Alex at the same time; six for kissing Alex, Colie and Brooke in the same night; three for kissing Brooke in the hot tub; one chug for the hot-tub makeout session; one chug for having sex with Alex)

And the winner is … Jen!!

Stay tuned for weekly updates on the Worst Real World Roommate for Your Liver.

Revisions to the game, in case you don’t have them:

*Roommates getting so drunk they obviously stumble are worth two sips.
*Hot-tub makeout sessions are worth a shot or an entire drink.
*Sex is worth a shot or an entire drink (two if it’s someone of the same gender).
*Group shower events are worth a shot or an entire drink. — Amber Taufen