Brazilian butt lifts: Average Denver woman doesn’t want a knife near her ass

Is the typical Denver ass perfect just the way it is? Or are Denver women simply more sure of themselves — less prone to the sort of insecurities that might otherwise tempt them to ask a surgeon to help make their caboose perkier? A new survey by RealSelf.com doesn’t come to any conclusions — but it does show that Denverites are less interested in undergoing the trendy procedure called a Brazilian butt lift than any other city polled.

In contrast, women back east, and particularly in Florida, apparently don’t think their fannies are all that uncanny. Here’s a RealSelf.com graphic highlighting the top five municipal fans of butt lifts, which enhance cheekiness via liposuction and “fat transfer:”

And here’s a bar chart showing those cities whose females are least desperate to go Brazilian: By the way, Makenzie Greenblatt, RealSelf.com’s social media/blog editor, explains Denver’s finish this way: “Maybe all those outdoor activities keep butts in shape.”

Could be. Who needs a Brazilian Butt Lift when you can run the stairs at Red Rocks instead?

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