Caption contest: Best line about man in newspaper box wins… a free copy of Westword!

Okay, it's not much of a contest, given that all Westwords are free -- but it's a pretty damn funny photo, shot at Bushwacker's Saloon a few weeks ago and submitted by a reader. Was this guy hoping someone would take him home for free, too? Or did he want...
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Okay, it’s not much of a contest, given that all Westwords are free — but it’s a pretty damn funny photo, shot at Bushwacker’s Saloon a few weeks ago and submitted by a reader. Was this guy hoping someone would take him home for free, too? Or did he want to make his personal ad really personal? Give us your best take — and be sure to think outside the box.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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