Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition

Around here, we love Texts From Last Night — which explains our tributes earlier this year to our ten favorite regrettable/not-regrettable messages from both the 303 and 720 area codes.

Now comes 970’s turn, and the folks blessed with those digits definitely don’t disappoint.

You’ll be grateful everyone who contributed didn’t think twice before pressing “send.” Check out our photo-illustrated top ten countdown below.

Number 10: Floored Number 9: Technicolor yawn Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 8: The mother of all hangovers Number 7: The nose knows Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 6: Hit me with your best shot Number 5: Kid stuff Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 4: Not a roll in the hay Number 3: The Deen’s list Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 2: Not exactly penis envy Number 1: Everybody out of the tub

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