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Last month, we shared a list of what Colorado and all fifty states are worst at according to a popular poster on Motifake.com. Shortly thereafter, another site, ThrillList.com, came up with its own version, and wouldn’t you know it: All of the selections are different with the exception of just four states — Minnesota, Texas, California and (you guessed it) Colorado. So suck it, other 46 states: We’re only bad at one thing!
Check out the complete photo-illustrated roster below, featuring the worsts according to both sites. To see the complete ThrillList item, click here.
See also: Photos: What Colorado and All 50 States Are Worst At
Montana ThrillList worst: Most traffic fatalities per capita
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Motifake worst: Drunk driving
Alaska ThrillList worst: Highest chlamydia rate
Motifake worst: Suicide
Hawaii ThrillList worst: Highest homelessness rate
Motifake worst: Cost of living
Michigan ThrillList worst: Worst roads
Motifake worst: Unemployment
Maryland ThrillList worst: Worst at incarcerating the elderly
Motifake worst: AIDS
Illinois ThrillList worst: Most rail accidents
Motifake worst: Robbery
Connecticut ThrillList worst: Most unequal incomes
Motifake worst: Breast cancer
Maine ThrillList worst: Fewest heliports
Motifake worst: Dumbest state
Arkansas ThrillList worst: Fewest advanced degrees per capita
Motifake worst: Worst credit score
Oregon ThrillList worst: Most prescription painkiller abuse
Motifake worst: Homeless population
Continue to see what more states, including Colorado, are worst at. Minnesota ThrillList worst: Most tornadoes
Motifake worst: Tornadoes
New Hampshire ThrillList worst: Fewest inland waterways
Motifake worst: Corporate taxes
Delaware ThrillList worst: Least regular exercise
Motifake worst: Abortion
South Dakota ThrillList worst: Lowest-paid teachers
Motifake worst: Rape
New York ThrillList worst: Worst to be a taxpayer
Motifake worst: Daily commute
Georgia ThrillList worst: Least integrity
Motifake worst: Most sickly
Idaho ThrillList worst: Worst drivers
Motifake worst: Weakest government insurance
Indiana ThrillList worst: Most meth incidents
Motifake worst: Least green state
Kansas ThrillList worst: Ugliest scenery
Motifake worst: Poorest health
Continue to see what more states, including Colorado, are worst at. Kentucky ThrillList worst: Worst to be an animal
Motifake worst: Cancer deaths
Missouri ThrillList worst: Worst puppy mills
Motifake worst: Bankruptcy
Iowa ThrillList worst: Highest racial disparity in marijuana arrests
Motifake worst: Oldest state
Nebraska ThrillList worst: Least furniture manufacturing
Motifakek worst: Violence on females
Texas ThrillList worst: Fewest high school graduates per capita
Motifake worst: High school graduation
Rhode Island ThrillList worst: Highest teacher absenteeism
Motifake worst: Drug use
Wyoming ThrillList worst: Highest suicide rate
Motifake worst: Fatal car crashes
New Mexico ThrillList worst: Most accidental deaths
Motifake worst: Anti-social
North Carolina Teacher salary Oklahoma ThrillList worst: Lowest produce consumption
Motifake worst: Female criminals
Continue to see what more states, including Colorado, are worst at. Tennessee ThrillList worst: Most dangerous
Motifake worst: Corruption
Nevada ThrillList worst: Highest divorce rate
Motifake worst: Crime
Utah ThrillList worst: Nerdiest state
Motifake worst: Porn usage
Vermont ThrillList worst: Most illicit drug use
Motifake worst: Infertility
Washington ThrillList worst: Worst at loving Justin Bieber
Motifake worst: Bestiality
West Virginia ThrillList worst: Fewest college graduates per capita
Motifake worst: Heart attack
Pennsylvania ThrillList worst: Worst bridges
Motifake worst: Arson
Virginia ThrillList worst: Lowest oil production per capita
Motifake worst: Motorcycle deaths
Florida ThrillList worst: Most recreational boat accidents
Motifake worst: Identity theft
California ThrillList worst: Most polluted cities
Motifake worst: Air pollution
Continue to see what more states, including Colorado, are worst at. Wisconsin ThrillList worst: Highest incarceration rate of African Americans
Motifake worst: Binge drinking
South Carolina ThrillList worst: Most violent crime
Motifake worst: Most mobile homes
Alabama ThrillList worst: Most child smokers
Motifake worst: Stroke
Arizona ThrillList worst: Worst at going to the dentist
Motifake worst: Alcoholism
Ohio ThrillList worst: Worst water
Motifake worst: Nerdiest state
North Dakota ThrillList worst: Least visited
Motifake worst: Ugliest residents
Mississippi ThrillList worst: Shortest life expectancy
Motifake worst: Obesity
Louisiana ThrillList worst: Highest murder rate
Motifake worst: Gonorrhea
Massachusetts ThrillList worst: Worst at happy hour
Motifake worst: Worst drivers
New Jersey ThrillList worst: Worst for speeding tickets
Motifake worst: Taxes
Colorado ThrillList worst: Greatest cocaine use
Motifake worst: Cocaine usage
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