Reader: After you ban alcohol from Wash Park, please ban volleyball — and overweight people

Our post about Denver City Councilman Chris Nevitt's suggested booze ban at Washington Park (which only allows 3.2 percent alcohol as it is) didn't receive a lot of popular support in our comments section. But there was some easy-to-detect sarcasm, as seen in this memorable post...
By Michael Roberts
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Our post about Denver City Councilman Chris Nevitt’s suggested booze ban at Washington Park (which only allows 3.2 percent alcohol as it is) didn’t receive a lot of popular support in our comments section. But there was some easy-to-detect sarcasm, as seen in this memorable post.

JJFoxBox writes:

Oh gawd yeah, please ban volleyball while you’re at it. And overweight people too! Oh, I don’t like the lollygagging looks I get from students at South High School either, can we ban them too, please?

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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