Reader: Anus lady opposing Civil Union Act needs a lesson on the etiquette of anal sex

Our post featuring video testimony of a woman who interpreted the location of the sphincter as nature's argument against the Colorado Civil Union Act attracted plenty of wacky commentary. Here's one of our favorites...
By Michael Roberts
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Our post featuring video testimony of a woman who interpreted the location of the sphincter as nature’s argument against the Colorado Civil Union Act attracted plenty of wacky commentary.

Here’s one of our favorites.

Anonymous writes:

Another thing they teach in Human Sexuality class, that this lady would most definitely benefit from is…… The first rule of anal sex is…… get permission!

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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