Reader: Four Things No One From Denver Ever Says — But They Wish They Could

Our collection of ten things no one from Denver ever says prompted plenty of readers to come up with other examples, including this one, who volunteered four. The photo will give you a clue about one of them: Check out the others below. See also: Ten Things No One From...
By Michael Roberts
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Our collection of ten things no one from Denver ever says prompted plenty of readers to come up with other examples, including this one, who volunteered four. The photo will give you a clue about one of them: Check out the others below.

See also: Ten Things No One From Denver Ever Says

sballardo672 writes:

12. The weather here is beautiful all year long

13. The rent here is so affordable

14. The highway system really eases congestion.

15. Let’s go to In-n-Out

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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