Reader: If only Lance Armstrong competed in a sport that required drug use….

Yesterday, we had some fun with a Denver Post page-one typo involving Lance Armstrong, who was said to have been stripped of his Tour de France titles for "systematic hoping." (I made a now-corrected typing error, too. Hilarious!) The item got one of our readers thinking about sports that would...
By Michael Roberts
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Yesterday, we had some fun with a Denver Post page-one typo involving Lance Armstrong, who was said to have been stripped of his Tour de France titles for “systematic hoping.” (I made a now-corrected typing error, too. Hilarious!) The item got one of our readers thinking about sports that would require participants to get pharmacological, rather than punishing them for it. Here’s his take.

Monkey writes:

I would like to see a sport where drugs are required. Ultimate fighting on meth, basketball on cocaine, golfing on acid or drunk NASCAR races would be fun to watch.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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