Reader: Is Eric Decker sizing Jessie James for Cinderella’s glass thong?

In most cases, comments of the day don't need visual aids to make sense. But the following quip, shared in our preview of the Eric Decker-Jessie James E Network reality show Eric & Jessie: Game On, which featured a series of wedding photos, is much more meaningful when you can...
By Michael Roberts
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In most cases, comments of the day don’t need visual aids to make sense. But the following quip, shared in our preview of the Eric Decker-Jessie James E Network reality show Eric & Jessie: Game On, which featured a series of wedding photos, is much more meaningful when you can see the photo our reader is commenting upon. See proof below. Guccione writes:

Just one question about that “artsy” kissing photo by water: Is he trying to take her temperature with his two middle fingers, or is he checking to see if Cinderella’s glass thong is going to fit her?

For more memorable takes, visit our Comment of the Day archive.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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