Reader’s Picks for Five NFL Broadcasters That Suck Harder Than Phil Simms

Our post about a petition signed by more than 40,000 people demanding that Phil Simms be banned from broadcasting Broncos games didn't generate a lot of commentary love for Simms from our readers. However, this person thinks there are plenty of other NFL game callers who are more irritating than...
By Michael Roberts
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Our post about a petition signed by more than 40,000 people demanding that Phil Simms be banned from broadcasting Broncos games didn’t generate a lot of commentary love for Simms from our readers. However, this person thinks there are plenty of other NFL game callers who are more irritating than the man who was back at the microphone for the Broncos’ loss to the Seahawks yesterday.

See also: Here’s Why 40,000 Broncos Fans Hate Phil Simms’s Guts

channing_one writes:

Simms definitely sucks, but he doesn’t crack the top 5

1. Joe Thiesmann

2. John Madden

3. Matt Millen

4. Joe Buck

5. Greg Gumbel

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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