Regarding Dick Cheney’s wheelchair

In the middle of the inauguration, a buddy called me just to say, "It's kind of awesome Cheney is going out as a Bond villain." Awesome indeed...
By Joel Warner
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In the middle of the inauguration, a buddy called me just to say, “It’s kind of awesome Cheney is going out as a Bond villain.”

Awesome indeed.

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Joel Warner

Joel Warner is a former staff writer for Westword and International Business Times. He’s also written for WIRED, Men’s Journal, Men’s Health, Bloomberg Businessweek, Popular Science, Slate, Grantland and many other publications. He’s co-author of the 2014 book The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny, published by Simon & Schuster.

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