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When you and your partner are having sex, can you time it with an hourglass? Or does it make more sense to use a stopwatch? The Spreadsheets App, which, according to Nerve.com, employs “your phone’s accelerometer and speakers to provide statistical feedback about your duration, thrusts, and decibel peak,” provides some answers, and they’re not all that impressive: Even the longest-lasting state’s average is modest, and Colorado is way, way down the list. See how our duration measures up via the photo-illustrated roster below — and to read the original post, click here.
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1. New Mexico — (7:01) 2. West Virginia — (5:38) We’re $2,500 away from our spring campaign goal! 3. Idaho — (5:11) 4. South Carolina — (4:48) 5. Missouri — (4:22) 6. Michigan — (4:14) 7. Utah — (3:55) 8. Oregon — (3:51) 9. Nebraska — (3:47) 10. Alabama — (3:38)Keep Westword Free
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11. Delaware — (3:33) 12. Hawaii — (3:28) 13. Wisconsin — (3:22) 14. North Dakota — (3:18) 15. Arizona — (3:17) 16. Maryland — (3:15) 17. Mississippi — (3:10) 18. Rhode Island — (3:09) 19. Connecticut — (3:07) 20. Texas — (3:06)
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21. New Hampshire — (3:04) 22. Wyoming — (3:03) 23. New York — (3:01) 24. Pennsylvania — (2:58) 25. Maine — (2:58) 26. Washington — (2:51) 27. Iowa — (2:50) 28. Illinois — (2:49) 29. North Carolina — (2:47) 30. Tennessee — (2:46)
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31. Kansas — (2:38) 32. California — (2:38) 33. Massachusetts — (2:31) 34. Florida — (2:29) 35. New Jersey — (2:28) 36. Indiana — (2:26) 37. Virginia — (2:23) 38. Oklahoma — (2:21) 39. Colorado — (2:21) 40. Minnesota — (2:19)
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41. Ohio — (2:18) 42. Louisiana — (2:17) 43. Kentucky — (2:14) 44. Arkansas — (2:08) 45. District of Columbia — (2:08) 46. Nevada — (2:07) 47. Georgia- (2:07) 48. Montana- (2:03) 49. Vermont- (1:48) 50. South Dakota — (1:30) 51. Alaska — (1:21)
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