Tattered Cover’s racks are exposed

The Tattered Cover Lodo may be trying to keep non-dwarf patrons from having to see the covers of their adult magazine collection by placing these titles at shin height, but it seems like some problems with the plan would be exposed if little Jimmy or little Jenny decides to peruse...
By Jonathan Shikes
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The Tattered Cover Lodo may be trying to keep non-dwarf patrons from having to see the covers of their adult magazine collection by placing these titles at shin height, but it seems like some problems with the plan would be exposed if little Jimmy or little Jenny decides to peruse the rack (magazine rack!) and wonders aloud: “Daddy, what are boobs?” — Sean Cronin

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Jonathan Shikes is a Denver native who writes about business and beer for Westword.

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