8 Rivers opens the floodgates October 1

8 Rivers didn’t get its new LoDo restaurant up and running in time for the Democratic National Convention, as originally planned, but according to a sign on the door at 1550 Blake Street, it’s really, really going to open on Wednesday, October 1. And that’s good, because Jason Sheehan is…

What the Mexican ate while he was in Denver

Gustavo Arellano, author of Ask a Mexican, was in town this week to tout his new book, Orange County: A Personal History, and since he’s a colleague, we wanted to take him out to eat. But since he’s also the food editor of the OC Weekly (and the hardest-working man…

Szele just can’t straighten up and fly right

Christina Szele. Colorado’s most famous accidental tourist, Christina Elizabeth Szele, has a date in a Colorado court today, but she won’t be here in person. And that’s too bad, because we’d love to hear what legendary U. S. District Judge John Kane (profiled in this 2001 Westword feature) has to…

Gelman’s reopens in Highland

Gelman’s, which opened in 2006 as Gelman’s Gourmet Market, then evolved into more of a deli/restaurant, then closed for remodeling, has re-opened at 2911 West 38th Avenue. It’s now officially Gelman’s Restaurant & Bar, with renovations to both the space (it’s more sophisticated) and the menu (it’s more seasonal), and…

Take one: Cinebarre opens in Thornton

Just as the lights go out on Neighborhood Flix, a new flick/foods fusion operation has debuted in the metro area. Cinebarre, which has two locations on the East Coast, chose Thornton as the site of its first Western outpost for two reasons, according to general manager Brooke Bieber: our love…

Shut your Pie Hole…it’s now Abode

Abode takes a slice out of Larimer Square. At one point this year, Bill Ward had three joints in Larimer Square: Slim 7, Below and Pie Hole, the late-night pizza spot he originally wanted to call Pi, but had to rename when the new Hilton Garden Inn at 1400 Welton…

The Falcon is grounded, while Moe’s takes off

Even Han Solo couldn’t make this concept fly. Turns out there just aren’t that many Star Wars geeks out there — at least, not enough to fill a bar/bowling alley/live-music venue named after Han Solo’s spaceship. So the Falcon is going into dry-dock, and the spot at 3295 South Broadway…

Mixed Media

Still suffering from post-party depression now that the Democratic National Convention is over? Listen Productions has just the cure: DNC Mediamockracy, a multimedia production that combines original video footage from the convention with scripted satire and audience interaction. There’s been lots of action just getting the script together; producer/director Mitch…

Take one from column A, one from column B…

F-words are so lovable. Just looked over Jason Sheehan’s review of Thai Lotus, which reminded me of this recent missive from a reader: First off, let me say I think Jason Sheehan is a talented writer and fair food critic. I look forward to his column each week. Okay, now…

Adam Cayton-Holland, deep in the heart of Texas

Just look how fat this state is… To contradict a lame joke I made in a column that all Texans are big and fat, Angelica Huffman wrote me a letter that is, well, big and fat. She pointed out that not all Texans are racist, as I also said they…

Blake Street Vault serves a real taste of history

Jenny Meade exercises her biceps with a schooner of beer at the new Blake Street Vault. Walking through the Blake Street Vault, you can appreciate all the history — as well as blood, sweat and beers — that went into the creation of this new restaurant, which opened last month…

Curtains for Neighborhood Flix

James Mazzio created great snack food for Neighborhood Flix. It’s curtains for Neighborhood Flix Cinema & Cafe, one of the occupants of the renovated Lowenstein complex on Colfax. The combo restaurant/movie theater will close after less than a year in business, the victim of too much competition for first-run films,…

Thai Lotus is too good to overlook

The food at Thai Lotus is a pleasant surprise. It makes me wonder what else I have missed, overlooked, passed by without a second glance. I’ve been to Chianti, and Venice before that—what? Ten times, maybe? A dozen? Which means that ten or a dozen times before I’d been within…

Chipotle needs a new ad man? How about Adam Cayton-Holland?

Chipotle, the little homegrown company that got very big by selling big burritos, is looking for a new advertising agency. According to Ad Age, Chipotle only lasted nine months with New York’s DeVito/Verdi, and now wants to stuff its $15-to-$20 million account into some other company’s coffers. “We are looking…

Where should the Mexican eat Colorado Mexican?

Gustavo Arellano, author of the weekly Ask a Mexican and the go-to guy for all things Mexican, was born in in Orange County, California, the son of a legal immigrant and an illegal immigrant. He tells his family’s story — and so much more — in his new book, Orange…

Coming clean on the soap at Black Cat

Eric Skokan should get out of the kitchen and check his bathrooms. What the f@&k is that smell? Okay, so I thought my review of Black Cat, chef Eric Skokan’s place in Boulder, turned out pretty well, with a nice story, some dick jokes, a pleasing arc — going from…

Shmuck Redux: Christina Szele’s bumpy ride

Christina Szele’s most recent flights have been fueled by nose candy. This city’s most famous accidental tourist is coming back. On June 17, 35-year-old Christina Elizabeth Szele was on a JetBlue flight bound from San Francisco for New York when she lit up a cigarette, then yelled obscenities, including racial…