Bad Hatter Bandit turns FBI into fashion police

After outdoing itself earlier this week by way of its moniker for the Super Freak Bandit, the Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force, the agency charged with nicknaming local bank robbers, has taken on a new beat: fashion policing. Note that its latest alert focuses on a scofflaw dubbed the…

Ken Salazar fumes, hair booms nixed: Gulf spill update

As oil from the Deepwater Horizon disaster begins to stain shorelines along the Gulf Coast, beauticians across the nation are learning that one of the more feel-good (and dubious) solutions proposed in recent weeks to the spreading slick won’t be tried after all. A couple of weeks ago, stories like…

Douglas Bruce = Dr. Evil, says ColoradoPols

Blogs about Denver don’t suffer from a lack of oxygen, no matter what flatlanders say. Here are three examples. ColoradoPols highlights reporting by Eileen Welsome, a former Westworder turned Colorado Springs Gazette staffer, who details the connection between gadflly Douglas Bruce and the financing of three ballot initiatives, amendments 60…

Kyle Orton trade rumors and the tender trap

With so many quarterbacks clogging up the Denver Broncos’ roster, it’s only natural that trade rumors would surface about 2009 starter Kyle Orton. After all, bringing in two more QBs — Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow — during the off-season hardly qualifies as a vote of confidence. Yesterday, coach Josh…

Mike Bestor as suburban superhero Golden Grillzilla: Kenny Be’s Hip Tip

Golden Grillzilla Real Name: Michael C. Bestor Occupation: City Manager Suburb of Operations: Golden, Colorado and sometimes Veliko Turnovo, Bulgaria Hair: Extensive Eyes: Telescopic vision Known superhero skills: Golden Grillzilla can endow himself with Class 100 coordination, enabling him direct responsibility for all of the facilities, services and the overall…

Super Freak Bandit ain’t Rick James, bitch

The Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force has outdone itself this time. The office known for its clever names for at-large bank robbers has previously given us such memorable monikers as the H1N1 Bandit, the Tom Thumb Bandit, the Band-Aid Bandit and the recently charged Portfolio Bandit. But these handles…

Joyce Foster audio clip about missing children not Joyce Foster

Update, 1:58 p.m.: We’ve now received a statement from Joyce Foster and interviewed Kathleen Chippi, who was identified as the senator on KHOW — and since our 12:05 p.m. update, Chippi has tracked down figures to back up her assertions about missing children. Find the new material below the original…