Get your hands off my damn hot tub!

Rather than embellishing this story, plucked from the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel police blotter, we’re just going to let it speak for itself. The item reads: “A man in the 500 block of 29 3/8 Road called Mesa County sheriff’s deputies on Sunday to report his roommate was trying to…

Medical marijuana dispensaries in Denver: 256 and counting

Early this year, reports that the city had issued more than 390 sales tax licenses to medical marijuana dispensaries led many to proclaim Denver “Cannabis Capital USA.” But once city council passed new dispensary regulations on January 11 requiring all current dispensary owners to apply for a new dispensary license…

Laura Boggs, Jeffco school board member and star of “Boggs Watch” newsletter, allegedly goes rogue, declares school “stupid”

In response to numerous reports of “disruptive behavior” by Jefferson County Board of Education member Laura Boggs, a teacher’s union has commissioned a special edition e-mail newsletter, “Boggs Watch,” to document her “rogue” tactics regarding Jeffco teachers. Earlier this month, for instance, Boggs reportedly took over a teacher’s classroom during…

Skunk with jar stuck on head wisely blames media

A skunk that got its head stuck in a peanut butter jar attracted plenty of press attention in Grand Junction over the weekend — and it appears that the skunk didn’t like it one bit. The Colorado Division of Wildlife employee was tasked with removing the jar without getting a…

Tailgating Top 10: CU makes the list on a technicality

Congratulations, CU. Bleacher Report’s Dan Scofield just named Boulder one of the ten best college-football cities in America to tailgate. Make that number ten. And, unfortunately, this achievement is tainted to some degree by the fact that CU made the list only because the University of Georgia didn’t, “thanks to…

Josh McDaniels naming Kyle Orton starter means nothing

Yesterday, Broncos coach Josh McDaniels said Kyle Orton remains the team’s starting quarterback — but he added that there would still be competition for the position. That’s another way of saying McDaniels hasn’t committed to a starting quarterback yet — and you can bet he hasn’t. So why bother making…

Peeps prejudice?: Easter week trial takes on bunny bias

On March 30 and 31, a trial in Boulder County Court will tackle an issue of tremendous importance — one that could impact the way in which all Americans worship and celebrate a higher power. Peeps. The case involves Carol “Chay” Burdick, a Boulder resident who received an eviction threat…

Cybercrime in Denver: We’re number eight

In the not exactly thrilling 1995 cyber-thriller The Net, Sandra Bullock’s character, Angela Bennett, reveals that she was raised in La Junta — a community whose name she pronounces as if she were Hugo Chavez. Little did Bennett know, however, that her hometown would share a state with a nexus…

John Suthers declares newly passed health-care plan unconstitutional

Colorado Attorney General John Suthers isn’t a shrinking violet. Whereas some politicians would rather avoid fights, he eagerly wades into them, fists up, ready to swing, as he’s proven repeatedly in his public comments about medical marijuana. Today, he’s taking on an even bigger target: the health care plan just…