Nerf guns declared legal on CU campus — for one night only

Last December, CU banned the use of Nerf guns in the on-campus game Humans vs. Zombies, leaving HVZ organizer Scott Serafin and his fellow renegades to face off against the undead using socks as weapons. Which require a lot of imagination to seem lethal. But the Nerf guns were out…

Brady Quinn vs. Kyle Orton in Denver Blogs: A tale of the tape

Denver has more than three blogs. But you’ve got to start somewhere. Predominantly Orange’s Kim Constantinesco measures Kyle Orton against Brady Quinn in categories that pertain to on-the-field play, like touchdown-versus-interception ratio, and off-the-field stats like “Physique:” Quinn is listed as “ripped,” while Orton is said to be “sometimes covered…

Rubber meets sod in Globeville: Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology

The study of neighbors through their lawn decoration… Figure 55. Globeville: Where the rubber meets the sod. Used tires are America’s greatest unnatural resource and can be found easily in ever-growing tire piles and mountains. These wastelands are attracting heaps of do-it-yourselfers, who are accessing the cheap material and tirecrafting…

Busting beers at home and in Austin: Over the Weekend

Another Monday. Ugh. Not sure if reliving the weekend will make it better or worse, but we don’t have much of a choice, do we? So, without further ado, some shit that happened between last Friday and now: • Kate Levy threw down at the Wrangler’s Sunday Beer Bust. •…

Dean Singleton and MediaNews Group: Bankrupt no more

The Saturday Denver Post blurb about Affiliated Media couldn’t entirely avoid the word “bankruptcy,” as the broadsheet’s writers have endeavored to do since January. After all, the judge who approved the prepackaged plan assembled by the holding company of MediaNews Group, the Post’s Denver-based parent firm, is assigned to the…

Health insurance fine print: John Kefalas takes it on

Even as President Barack Obama and a divided Congress are on the cusp of formalizing historic, sweeping changes in the way the country handles health insurance, Colorado Representative John Kefalas, a Democrat from Fort Collins, is looking out for the little guy (he’s barely over five feet tall — but…

DEA special agent Jeffrey Sweetin to talk pot with David Sirota

Drug Enforcement Administration Special Agent Jeffrey Sweetin has been making an effort to set the record straight on his agency’s approach to medical marijuana, most notably in a wide-ranging interview with Westword’s Joel Warner. And members of the medical marijuana community — even those nervous about HB 1284, the regulatory…

DIA hotel project delayed — again

Press reports about Denver International Airport in the late 1990s included lots of optimistic forecasting about the arrival of a luxury hotel at the airport’s doorstep by, oh, no later than 2002 or so. More than a decade later, that hotel still doesn’t exist except in the minds of DIA…

Denver Roller Dolls make their big debut

The Denver Roller Dolls — the fourth-best roller derby league in the country, according to the Derby News Network — have one of the best deals in derby. They’ve partnered with promoter AEG Live and Denver sports heavyweight Kroenke Sports Entertainment. Plus, they’ll skate in a revamped 6,500-seat mini-stadium: the…

NCAA bracket-busters: Shmuck of the Week

I always liked Georgetown. Pretty campus, cool uniforms, lots of history — what else do you need to know about a team to deem it Elite Eight-bound? But then the tournament started, and Georgetown decided to wet itself against a team that, eighteen hours later, I can’t even remember their…

Alex Chilton, R.I.P.: The lost Westword interview

Mighty few semi-obscure musicians earn a full-scale obituary on National Public Radio — but that’s what happened yesterday in the case of Alex Chilton, who died at age 59. Chilton had one major chart hit — “The Letter,” released in 1967 when he was a member of the Box Tops…