MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

The bloodletting is delayed until after a short ceremony honoring members of Wheat Ridge High School’s state champion lacrosse team. The people in the audience at the Wheat Ridge City Council chambers listen patiently as the town’s young Farmers are honored with a proclamation. Then they get ready to rumble…

UNHEALTHY COMPETITION

part 1 of 2 Every generation or so–most recently in 1976–the Bijou Creek, which runs north through the eastern plains from Colorado Springs, pours into the South Platte River in such volume that it causes the river to run backward. Its waters swell and cascade over the railroad embankments and…

UNHEALTHY COMPETITION

part 2 of 2 In small towns, the collective memory is a living, breathing thing, almost separate from the people it grows from. A single bit of off-center behavior can embed itself in the recall of the community and define a person’s personality for the rest of his life. For…

OFF LIMITS

When verse comes to worse: The beat went on…and on…and on last week, as the Rocky Mountain News–which just happened to sponsor the event–devoted endless amounts of ink to “Beats and Other Rebel Angels,” the Naropa Institute’s tribute to Allen Ginsberg, poet and poster child of the North American Man-Boy…

ALIVE AND KICKING

When Brazil booted the U.S. soccer team out of the World Cup on the Fourth of July, you could feel the blow to our national psyche for almost five minutes. “Nice try,” America murmured in one voice, then got right back to flipping burgers on the grill, choosing up sides…

JOCKS OF ALL TIRADES

Disc jockeys Rick Lewis and Michael Floorwax have become radio stars in part because of their apparent willingness to say practically anything about practically anyone. But two Aurora women aren’t laughing. They’ve sued the DJs and their home station, classic-rock outlet KRFX-FM/103.5 (aka the Fox), charging the pair with intentionally…

TIME BANDITS

Properly preserving historical artifacts is a time-consuming task. And if there’s one thing prison inmates have, it’s time. Now they’ve got the artifacts, too–in what could be the only such project in the country, state prison officials and the Colorado Historical Society have launched an inmate-staffed conservation center to salvage…

LETTERS

A Side of O.J. Like pretty much everybody I know, I’m obsessed with O.J. Simpson. I’ve watched every minute of TV coverage I could and have read every story I could find. But at the same time I was “thirsting” for more O.J., I still thought my obsession was something…

A HATRED OF HATE

Three years ago, University of Colorado archivist David Hays set out to create a not-so-stereotypical historical exhibit. But his in-your-face history lesson has been thrown back at him. Hays is the researcher behind a traveling exhibit entitled Racial and Ethnic Stereotypes: Fear and Fascination. It’s a collection of advertisements, drawings…

A MOUNTAIN OF TROUBLE

part 1 of 2 Maria Mondragon-Valdez paces back and forth before her kitchen window, cursing the helicopter outside. The copter glides over the humps of sagebrush behind her house, up the flanks of the thickly forested mountains above, then back to the town of San Luis, oblivious to the damnation…

A MOUNTAIN OF TROUBLE

part 2 of 2 Sitting in his law office 36 floors above downtown Denver, Ken Salazar uncorks a speech he’s aired frequently in the past few months. The Taylor Ranch, he says, is “a monument to the history of the Southwest and the coming together of two cultures.” There is…

HOTEL RESERVATIONS

Paul Steward Collection/Black American West Museum From the outside, the old Rossonian Hotel building looks like Denver’s latest economic-development success story. The former jazz mecca, an historic and architectural landmark in the city’s Five Points neighborhood, is nearing completion after a publicly funded makeover that has cost more than $2…

OFF LIMITS

Out at home: Although they never actually pitched for opposing teams, Neil Macey, developer and one-time city irritant, and Tom Gleason, former spokesman for mayor Federico Pena and current deputy director of the baseball stadium district, weren’t exactly sitting in the same dugout. Macey, working with Denver Zephyrs owner John…

SLASHING MOVES

First, let us dispense with the obligatory political correctitudes. 1. Beating a woman, not to mention killing her, is wrong. Always was, always will be. Feminist agenda-setters and law enforcement types are not exactly thrilled about the flap out in La La Land, but they’ve taken the opportunity to put…

LETTERS

Look for the Union Label Regarding Eric Dexheimer’s “Prints Charming” in the June 22 issue: Oh, boy, this is a real shocker: Denver’s “alternative” newspaper covers a labor story and somehow the “labor” story gets lost in a sea of biographical crap about the boss. Eighty–count ’em–eighty-plus paragraphs detailing Barry…

ROCK AND POLE

Some guys from Denver own the biggest record company in Poland. It sounds like a bad joke in search of a punchline, but it’s not. Last month, A.B. Goldberg, the man in charge of mergers and acquisitions for Denver-based First Entertainment, Inc., finalized an agreement that gives his company an…

ADDING INSULT TO INJURY

Leslie Whited didn’t think that it was too much to ask that her daughter be allowed to attend elementary school only a few blocks away from home instead of taking a forty-minute bus ride to another school. After all, Whited had a medical excuse–her own serious head injury–for wanting her…

WEEDING IS FUNDAMENTAL

March 10 was a good day. Bad days had been the rule for Will Eddings almost since Thanksgiving, when he’d started a program of chemotherapy to combat Kaposi’s sarcoma. “Yeah, I thought I was going to be one of those miracle people,” he recalls. “I thought the chemo wouldn’t make…

PEOPLE & PLACES

part 2 of 2 Best Local Radio Talk-Show Host Scott HastingsKTLK-AM 760 You don’t have to be a jock to appreciate Scott Hastings, whose sports-talk show with Dave Logan provides some of the most lively conversation on the airwaves. The former Denver Nugget handles callers smoothly, knows his stuff and,…

PEOPLE & PLACES

part 1 of 2 Best Guess for When Denver International Airport Will Open November 23, 1994 It’s easy–just take the number of Wellington Webb’s buddies who got fat airport contracts, divide by the number of cracks in the runways, multiply by Federico Pena’s shoe size, add Dan Caplis’s legal bill…

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

part 3 of 4 Best Musical Minimalists Arkestra Pirata Arkestra Pirata’s members are performance artists, combining poetry, dance, singing and acting with acoustic and electronic instrumentation. The group, which draws heavily from the pool of local post-avant-garde experimenters, puts its own spin on everything from John Cage, Sun Ra and…

FOOD & DRINK

part 2 of 4 Best Outdoor Shmoozing The Market Larimer Square In a town where pedestrians are the exception rather than the rule, it follows that there aren’t many places offering casual sidewalk seating. The break in tradition continues to be the Market, in Larimer Square, which offers the urbane…