Why can’t the Nuggets have crises one at a time instead of in bunches? The latest: The day after Carmelo Anthony folded over his ankle late in an overtime victory against the New Orleans Hornets, coach George Karl is publicly talking about suspending J.R. Smith for sulking on the bench…
I like to imagine that all of our shmucks — every last one of them, from middle schoolers to the Mormon Madoff to the threesome from hell — are, upon earning the honor, rounded up and herded into one confined space, to trade stories of their shmuckdom and steal each…
Yes, it’s true. Chip, the University of Colorado at Boulder mascot, has earned top honors in the 2010 Universal Cheerleading Association’s mascot competition — making him a back-to-back national champ. Dan Hawkins sure as hell can’t say the same. The clip above served as Chip’s award-winning entry to the UCA…
Last week’s Denver Blogs headline “Josh McDaniels’s Coaches Getting the Hell Out of Dodge” is as timely as ever owing to the latest JD assistant to march out the door: defensive coordinator Mike Nolan. Unlike previous ship-abandoners Rick Dennison and Bobby Turner, who signed up with former colleagues/bosses in Houston…
Denver Nuggets backers have had to make do with less Jerry Schemmel than they’d like; the team’s longtime radio broadcaster has only been calling home games of late. But before long, Nugs fans will have to go cold turkey. Schemmel has accepted the job to serve as the radio voice…
What is it about Denver that makes its richest people want to keep their lips zipped? Phil Anschutz, the state’s wealthiest person, refuses to grant interviews despite personally owning newspapers and online info properties, not to mention theaters and sports venues. And Stan Kroenke, owner of the Denver Nuggets and…
Sorry, Denver glitz junkies: Your dreams of a high-profile celebrity wedding packed with luminaries from the worlds of sports and entertainment will not come to pass — at least not as they apply to Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony and his longtime paramour, former MTV hostess and reality show maven La…
It wasn’t quite pop art, but close — and readers and viewers everywhere are chugging it down. This weekend, Channel 9 reported about bottles of Gatorade on local store shelves featuring a photo of Tiger Woods and his wife and the word “Unfaithful” — an art project pulled off by…
Watching the first round of the NFL playoffs this weekend, one thought kept flashing through my mind: Thank goodness the Broncos aren’t playing. Don’t get me wrong. As a Colorado native, Broncos fandom is part of my DNA, and after the team shocked me, and the rest of the football…
Once a year, I get to use Westword’s season tickets to watch a Nuggets game — and I was lucky enough to have drawn last night’s matchup against the Golden State Warriors, when Chauncey Billups, Carmelo Anthony and Chris “Birdman” Andersen were all out with injuries. Don’t assume the word…
It’s semi-official: Mike Shanahan is the new head coach of the Washington Redskins. But while Shanny will certainly be making some nice bank, he must also deal with an enormous headache shaped exactly like Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, who, since acquiring the franchise in 1999, has made a habit of…
Former Rocky Mountain News and Denver Post sportswriter Adam Schefter has gone onto bigger and better things, first on the NFL Network and now with ESPN, where his role on football broadcasts would only be more prominent if his name was Chris Berman. But because of his close connections to…
It’s hard to know what was more depressing yesterday as the once 6-0 Broncos lost to the lowly Kansas City Chiefs at home to finish the season 8-8: The sarcastic chants of “Throw it to Marshall” from fans who were angry that the Pro Bowl wide receiver had been benched…
Daniel Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, has been described as a “tour de force of executive douchery” — a meddler on par with the Oakland Raiders’ Al Davis, albeit one who tends to avoid wearing the sort of glasses usually sported by elderly women. Mike Shanahan, who lived the…
Ever since CU announced that it would bring back Dan Hawkins as head coach in 2010 (mainly to save money, it appeared), fans have wondered what kind of impact troubles at the top would have on recruiting. Early last month, there appeared to be cause for concern, what with Littleton’s…
As I was signing off prior to two weeks worth of vacation, everything seemed to be going the Broncos’ way. Their next opponent, the Oakland Raiders, was in hilarious turmoil, choosing to skip over their much-ballyhooed number one draft choice, JaMarcus Russell, to start third-stringer Charlie Frye at QB. No…
It’s still mathematically possible for the Broncos to make the playoffs (if a whole bunch of other teams lose and Broncos win), but it ain’t likely. And frankly, even if they do make it, do we really want to see them blown out by the Patriots or the Bengals? While…
Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony took his two-year-old son, Kiyan, to get up-close-and-personal with some wild beasts at the Denver Zoo last month, prompting his fiance, former MTV VJ La La Vasquez, to wonder if Melo was having a Michael-Jackson-dangling-Blanket-off-the-balcony moment…
May your days be merry and bright and way less awkward than this…
We’re still shell-shocked by yesterday’s Broncos game against the Raiders, but not because the Broncos lost. No, we’re dealing with the PTSD from seeing Raiders player Tommy Kelly’s color-coordinated job strap (above). I’m guessing the shock may have had something to do with why the Orange and Blue lost as…
It’s a good time to be a Colorado sports fan, with the Nuggets, Rocks and Avs contending, and the Broncos — at least until yesterday — surprising skeptics. But there have been some low moments for local athletes and teams this decade, not to mention one local scandal that starred…
Yesterday in our Denver Blogs round-up, we noted that the eyes of Denver Nuggets fans are on Chauncey Billups’ sprained groin. But is that what’s really wrong with him? This morning on KNUS, at 710 AM, sports updater Bill Rogan, whose online home is TurfSports.net, reported that Billups actually has…
